Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Woes of Mid-Late Twenties


While 28 isn't a significant birthday that necessarily makes me want to cry or hate the world (although I'm dreading the next two years), there are still plenty of issues you have to deal with in your mid-late twenties:

1) You're always zapped of energy, and feel like doing this every day after work:
dog-pulls-blanket
Or this:




2) You officially feel ridiculous shopping at Forever 21




3) Your metabolism starts slowing down, so you try to start watching what you eat


But in reality, you're just like 



4) While exercise seems like a reasonable solution to offset your horrible diet...

You often find that you're not quite up to the challenge


5) You thought you'd be somewhat financially stable by now, but you're still pretty broke


6) You go through a slew of emotions when you realize that the first CD you bought (Sugar Ray of course) was released 16 years ago... 




7) It's almost impossible for you to stay up past midnight



8) When you finally get a decent paycheck and realize how much the government takes out
 



9) It makes no difference if you have one glass of wine or 10, you'll be hungover for days



10) Even though you've been paying for years, you haven't made a dent in your student loan debt




However, when it's all said and done, one thing does give me hope:


Here's to 28 - I feel like it's going to be a great year!

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